one hopefully not offensive, one tmi

Has that one joke (the one where Reform Judaism means the rabbi and her wife are both pregnant) been updated to say the rabbi['s|and her] husband [is|are both] pregnant?

ETA: Had the joke wrong. It actually goes 'At an Orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant. At a Conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant. At a Reconstructionist wedding, the rabbi and her wife are both pregnant.'

( and the tmi )

can I snap fingers and be in June?

I hate snow. I hate driving in snow. I hate walking in snow. I hate getting
snow off my car. I hate being late to work for no good reason; snow counts
as no good reason.

I hate having a broke fan, and therefore effectively no heater, in my car.
I hate thirty-deg-F temperatures. I hate bathroom faucets with no
temperature controls and thus no way to get warm water with which to thaw
my hands. I have band gloves and I can type while wearing them as you see,
but I hate them too.

pauamma, the joke from last post goes more or less that in Orthodox
Judaism, the rabbi's wife is pregnant, in Conservative Judaism the rabbi is
pregnant, and in Reform Judaism, the rabbi and her wife are both pregnant;
I am wondering about acceptance of trans and genderqueer people. lliira,
what's 'normal'? myaibou, this is my first pack of contraceptive pills
ever, so. monthlyinfo.com says I was due circa the 19th, and I started the
pack on the 13th, and hello cramps I thought the pills were supposed to
make you go away.