not that I can afford new shoes per se, but these here are falling apart

Thing I want: shoes exactly like the pair I am putting on my feet, only (1) black (2) new



Thing that does not seem to exist anywhere at all: these shoes, because Google finds fuck-all for anything that's Mootsies Tootsies brand and has the shoe type "Idair" in, never mind in 8.5M black

Thing I can't seem to find, though such had damn well better exist: shoes enough like these (and black, and new, and inexpensive) that they're worth buying