So it was recommended to me that I try
Dogfish Head Brewery's Ta Henket brew, right? And hey, look, the website says it's in stock at the brewery, which is not an unreasonable drive from me. So I drove down to buy some.
THEY NO LONGER MAKE THE DAMN BEER.
ETA: Found it online. It is being shipped at ridiculous expense from California and I will not get to try it for probably a week, but I will get to try it after all. Also the Theobroma from Dogfish Head, which is the chocolate one. Everything's better with chocolate, right?