I gotta preserve this for posterity

[alexseanchai]

Seen on Tumblr:

Click this twice. These are your two superpowers.

There's twelve other people's answers in that particular thread, but here's mine:

Dimensional Summoning and Corruption Shield Construction

…I guess hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil is about to have him some regrets

Comments

[azurelunatic]

Many, many regrets.

[fred_mouse]

Oh, a meme!

Curative Countenance and Corporeality Manipulation. I like the former more than the latter -- a True Form that heals when someone looks upon it.

[redsixwing]

Supernatural Artisan (example: Feanor). Heck YES I want that.

Rolling Inducement? *sings Katamari Damacy theme*

[longmagpieroads]

Cheese Transmutation and Nova Manipulation

[cassini]

[intangible beam emission and moon creation... ngl i'm so sold on moon creation, even if i'm going to need some firm definition in 'moon' in order to not lawyer the fuck out of it for aesthetic(TM) reasons ]

[chanter1944]

Lake/river manipulation and atmosphere creation. ... Welp, someone's been reading the more shamelessly Midwestern entries in my journal. :P That, or the dang site's a little psychic. Maybe not so much, given the results I got this morning... And you know, the first applications that came to mind for both those powers were entirely based in environmental repair. That's telling, too.

Confession: I did this on my phone earlier and discarded the results. I did get an interesting idea involving dice imbued with six different levels of healing spell(s), however...