The way I did the veggie meatballs last time, they were fantastic, but I did not write the things down. It involved putting baby spinach and carrots in a food processor to within an inch of their life, and adding eggs and extra bread crumbs to the meat along with the veggies to ensure holding-together-ness, and was otherwise my grandmother's recipe.

Unitarian Universalism, yes. uua.org is a much better resource than I am.