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alexseanchai) wrote2011-03-19 06:51 pm
alexseanchai) wrote2011-03-19 06:51 pm
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SPAMMY MCSPAMMERSON, aka, what happens when spn_bitesized does Niblets
Title: Bulletproof
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jess thinks she is.
Pairings: Sam/Jess.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 40
Sam digs the bullet out of Jess's thigh. "You've got to be more careful, sweetheart," he says, babbling by way of distraction. "Next one might hit something important."
It's frightening how close this one came to hitting a major artery.
Title: Burning For You
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Mary's gone.
Pairings: John/Mary.
Warnings: Canonical character death.
Word Count: 34
John looks up, and Mary bursts into flames.
John is father of two, half owner of a garage, savior and killer back in 'Nam, but everything important to him is on that ceiling burning.
Title: Horn of Plenty
Rating: PG
Summary: Gabriel tries to impress Sam.
Pairings: Sam/Gabriel.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 45
Gabriel's cornucopia contains every type of candy under the sun. Go fucking figure, Sam thinks.
As if he heard that thought—and there's no reason to assume he didn't—Gabriel produces a second horn. This one contains condoms, lube, and an assortment of sex toys.
Title: Graveyard
Rating: PG
Summary: Dean, rising.
Pairings: Sam/Dean.
Warnings: Referenced canonical character death.
Word Count: 30
Everyone's got to eat a peck of dirt before they die, they say. Dean believes it. He certainly inhaled enough of his grave trying to get back out to Sam.
Title: Memories
Rating: G
Summary: Prompt: Michael, amnesia.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 79
Sometimes Dean remembers he has more than just the one aggravating baby brother to worry about. When he tries to remember where the others are, he has to remind himself there's only Sam.
Finding Adam settles something in Dean's chest, and there's no indication, none, that John had—that John knew about—any other children; certainly Mary only had the two. But there's still something off about a world where Dean's the oldest of three, not four, not many.
Title: Hearth
Rating: G
Summary: Jess stays home.
Pairings: Jess/Sam/Dean.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 43
There's something inherently antifeminist about leaving Jess home with little Maggie while Sam and Dean go out hunting, Sam thinks. But he can't deny that without Jess as their Hestia, keeping the home fires burning, he and Dean would both be utterly batshit.
Title: All Souls Day
Rating: PG
Summary: November second and October thirty-first are remarkably close together.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: Canonical character death.
Word Count: 32
Samhain is the time to decide which animals must be sacrificed to keep the family and the rest of the herd alive through the winter. One such sacrifice was Mary Campbell Winchester.
Title: Strength
Rating: G
Summary: Anna fell on a car.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 93
Anna sits up, dizzy.
"You're awake," the girl says. "Are you all right?"
"No," Anna admits. Her strength is all but gone.
"What's your name?" the girl asks. "I'm Anna."
Anna quirks a pained smile. "I'm Anna too." She tries to stand.
"Don't," the other Anna says. "Is there anyone we can call for you?"
"I'm alone," Anna says. "I need to go—there's somewhere I need to be."
The other Anna starts to say something else, but the brief rest has given Anna back enough strength that she can whisk herself away.
Title: Marianne
Rating: PG
Summary: Omaha.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: Canonical character death.
Word Count: 52
Her name was Marianne. She hunted on her own, except for in Omaha, when she called Rufus and Bobby in for backup. She was strong and smart and brave and beautiful; everyone would say so, Rufus was sure, not just a proud papa.
Rufus will never forgive Bobby for letting her die.
Title: Gold, Guns, Girls
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jo pays Bela in kind, not cash.
Pairings: Jo/Bela.
Warnings: Consent issues.
Word Count: 97
Jo's heard Bela has bullets that, through a trick in the forging, are imbued with dead man's blood, and the gun sized to match the bullets, because the bullets are a nonstandard size. Bela's price isn't what Jo was expecting, but, hell, it's not like Jo hasn't whored herself out for the job before. Knowing (of) Bela, she probably has too. It's a mutually enjoyable night, even, that or Bela does an excellent job of faking it, but why would Bela set a price she didn't want?
(The truth involves sex magic, but Jo doesn't know that.)
Title: Mother
Rating: PG
Summary: Jess is gone.
Pairings: Sam/Jess.
Warnings: Referenced canonical character death.
Word Count: 9
"You don't understand," Sam tells Dean. "Jess was pregnant."
Title: Veracity
Rating: G
Summary: Sam lies.
Pairings: Sam/Jess.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 35
Sam lies. Sam lies all the time. Sam lies like a rug, pathetic as the pun is.
Jess just wants him to tell her the truth about the salt in the paint on the doorsills.
Title: Grave Matters
Rating: G
Summary: Gabriel laughs.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 17
Anything Gabriel takes seriously, he takes very, very seriously. He can't not. Therefore he takes nothing seriously.
Title: Multiverse Theory
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In another life...
Pairings: Ruby/Anna, Anna/Dean.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 40
In another life, Ruby would be able to enjoy strings-free sex with Anna. In this life, all she can do is watch from afar as Anna fucks Dean. It's good that Anna has someone, because Ruby can't ever have her.
Title: Nightmare
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sam remembers.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: Referenced canonical torture.
Word Count: 74
Sam wakes with a gasp. He rolls out of his bed and into Dean's, wrapping around his brother's comforting warmth.
"Get out of my bed you big buffoon," Dean grumbles.
"You ever made to eat yourself?" Sam asks. Dean stiffens, apparently realizing what Sam's dream was about, then forces himself to relax—Sam knows Dean well enough to know it's forced.
"Yeah," Dean says finally.
Sam wraps both arms around Dean and holds on.
Title: Taurus
Rating: G
Summary: Everything Sam knows, he compares to his only constants.
Pairings: Sam/Jess.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 34
Jess's mom drives a Taurus. Sam can't help comparing it to the car Sam wants to own someday—okay, really he's comparing it to the Impala-only-better—and the Taurus definitely comes out worse off.
Title: Two Roads Diverged
Rating: PG
Summary: It was grassy and wanted wear.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 51
Because Deanna asks what Van Halen said to Mary, Mary remembers. Because Mary remembers, Mary lives. Because Mary lives, Mary meets Jess. Because Mary meets Jess, Mary gives Jess a silver bracelet, blessed and magicked. Because Jess wears a blessed silver bracelet, Azazel can't touch her. Because Deanna asks, Jess lives.
Title: Harlan Ellison
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Adam read a short story, once.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: Torture.
Word Count: 70
Hell is pain. There's no other way to describe it. Sometimes it's like burning, sometimes like flaying, sometimes like internal injuries; the flavor of the day is irrelevant at day's end.
It isn't even because Michael and Lucifer hate him, like AM in that one creepy story Adam read once. Adam wishes it was; that would be more bearable. Sam proves that.
I have no mouth and I must scream.
And two that aren't from![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
spn_bitesized's under-101-words theme:
Title: Emotion, Devotion
Rating: R
Summary: Sex is easy. Sleeping together is hard.
Pairings: Anna/Ruby.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 230
Ruby thrusts again, again, driving louder and longer sounds from Anna, until Anna cries out and falls still.
Ruby stays upright long enough to divest herself of the strap-on, then falls forward ungracefully to lie against Anna's longer frame. She's just decided to let herself stay there for a few moments when Anna rolls away. Anna comes up above Ruby, then goes down on her, easy as breathing.
When Ruby's done, Anna crawls up Ruby's body and lies down next to her. "Stay," Anna murmurs. Ruby decides it won't hurt anything, and besides, Ruby's body needs the rest, and likes it here, thank you very much.
Ruby's just relaxing into sleep when Anna shifts position. Ruby yelps. Anna has sharp elbows.
Anna turns over again, restless, and this time it's a bony knee. By the time Anna finally settles, Ruby's given up on actually getting to sleep and has gotten up to put her shirt and panties back on and spend some time exploring the Internet. (Marvelous thing that it is.)
Anna grumbles in her sleep—why is an angel sleeping, anyway—until Ruby comes back to slide under the sheets with her. Ruby breathes slow and calm until she drifts off.
When Ruby comes to, Anna's tucked up against the edge of the bed, giving Ruby room to sprawl.
Ruby should know better than to do anything Anna wants.
Title: Escape
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "The escape was not my idea."
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 250
Sam meant to stay in hell for all eternity, and he knew Dean would be looking for a way to get Sam out but he also knew Dean wouldn't find one that wasn't the rings that would let Lucifer out, and he knew Dean wouldn't do that to Sam.
Adam's the one who realized the cage was meant to hold angels and maybe wouldn't hold humans. Adam's the one who, while the angels were spending their fury on Sam and each other, carefully unpicked the weave of the cage until there was a hole big enough for a finger, then for a hand, then for two shoulders. Adam's the one who wove the cage back together from the outside, because he couldn't be a hundred percent positive the hole wouldn't let through the huge bright stars that were Lucifer and Michael, and then undid all his work and a bit more so Sam could get out too.
Not that hell was any more fun than the cage, but at least the light was dimmer, and Sam knew to pick up the knife the first time it was offered, then come torture Adam himself as a cover for explaining things to Adam. Neither of them knew the first thing about how to get out, after Adam took the knife from Sam and, pissed off, shoved it straight into Sam's chest (subtlety is not a Winchester trait). But they were in hell, not the cage, and there was definitely a way out.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jess thinks she is.
Pairings: Sam/Jess.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 40
Sam digs the bullet out of Jess's thigh. "You've got to be more careful, sweetheart," he says, babbling by way of distraction. "Next one might hit something important."
It's frightening how close this one came to hitting a major artery.
Title: Burning For You
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Mary's gone.
Pairings: John/Mary.
Warnings: Canonical character death.
Word Count: 34
John looks up, and Mary bursts into flames.
John is father of two, half owner of a garage, savior and killer back in 'Nam, but everything important to him is on that ceiling burning.
Title: Horn of Plenty
Rating: PG
Summary: Gabriel tries to impress Sam.
Pairings: Sam/Gabriel.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 45
Gabriel's cornucopia contains every type of candy under the sun. Go fucking figure, Sam thinks.
As if he heard that thought—and there's no reason to assume he didn't—Gabriel produces a second horn. This one contains condoms, lube, and an assortment of sex toys.
Title: Graveyard
Rating: PG
Summary: Dean, rising.
Pairings: Sam/Dean.
Warnings: Referenced canonical character death.
Word Count: 30
Everyone's got to eat a peck of dirt before they die, they say. Dean believes it. He certainly inhaled enough of his grave trying to get back out to Sam.
Title: Memories
Rating: G
Summary: Prompt: Michael, amnesia.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 79
Sometimes Dean remembers he has more than just the one aggravating baby brother to worry about. When he tries to remember where the others are, he has to remind himself there's only Sam.
Finding Adam settles something in Dean's chest, and there's no indication, none, that John had—that John knew about—any other children; certainly Mary only had the two. But there's still something off about a world where Dean's the oldest of three, not four, not many.
Title: Hearth
Rating: G
Summary: Jess stays home.
Pairings: Jess/Sam/Dean.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 43
There's something inherently antifeminist about leaving Jess home with little Maggie while Sam and Dean go out hunting, Sam thinks. But he can't deny that without Jess as their Hestia, keeping the home fires burning, he and Dean would both be utterly batshit.
Title: All Souls Day
Rating: PG
Summary: November second and October thirty-first are remarkably close together.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: Canonical character death.
Word Count: 32
Samhain is the time to decide which animals must be sacrificed to keep the family and the rest of the herd alive through the winter. One such sacrifice was Mary Campbell Winchester.
Title: Strength
Rating: G
Summary: Anna fell on a car.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 93
Anna sits up, dizzy.
"You're awake," the girl says. "Are you all right?"
"No," Anna admits. Her strength is all but gone.
"What's your name?" the girl asks. "I'm Anna."
Anna quirks a pained smile. "I'm Anna too." She tries to stand.
"Don't," the other Anna says. "Is there anyone we can call for you?"
"I'm alone," Anna says. "I need to go—there's somewhere I need to be."
The other Anna starts to say something else, but the brief rest has given Anna back enough strength that she can whisk herself away.
Title: Marianne
Rating: PG
Summary: Omaha.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: Canonical character death.
Word Count: 52
Her name was Marianne. She hunted on her own, except for in Omaha, when she called Rufus and Bobby in for backup. She was strong and smart and brave and beautiful; everyone would say so, Rufus was sure, not just a proud papa.
Rufus will never forgive Bobby for letting her die.
Title: Gold, Guns, Girls
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jo pays Bela in kind, not cash.
Pairings: Jo/Bela.
Warnings: Consent issues.
Word Count: 97
Jo's heard Bela has bullets that, through a trick in the forging, are imbued with dead man's blood, and the gun sized to match the bullets, because the bullets are a nonstandard size. Bela's price isn't what Jo was expecting, but, hell, it's not like Jo hasn't whored herself out for the job before. Knowing (of) Bela, she probably has too. It's a mutually enjoyable night, even, that or Bela does an excellent job of faking it, but why would Bela set a price she didn't want?
(The truth involves sex magic, but Jo doesn't know that.)
Title: Mother
Rating: PG
Summary: Jess is gone.
Pairings: Sam/Jess.
Warnings: Referenced canonical character death.
Word Count: 9
"You don't understand," Sam tells Dean. "Jess was pregnant."
Title: Veracity
Rating: G
Summary: Sam lies.
Pairings: Sam/Jess.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 35
Sam lies. Sam lies all the time. Sam lies like a rug, pathetic as the pun is.
Jess just wants him to tell her the truth about the salt in the paint on the doorsills.
Title: Grave Matters
Rating: G
Summary: Gabriel laughs.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 17
Anything Gabriel takes seriously, he takes very, very seriously. He can't not. Therefore he takes nothing seriously.
Title: Multiverse Theory
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In another life...
Pairings: Ruby/Anna, Anna/Dean.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 40
In another life, Ruby would be able to enjoy strings-free sex with Anna. In this life, all she can do is watch from afar as Anna fucks Dean. It's good that Anna has someone, because Ruby can't ever have her.
Title: Nightmare
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sam remembers.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: Referenced canonical torture.
Word Count: 74
Sam wakes with a gasp. He rolls out of his bed and into Dean's, wrapping around his brother's comforting warmth.
"Get out of my bed you big buffoon," Dean grumbles.
"You ever made to eat yourself?" Sam asks. Dean stiffens, apparently realizing what Sam's dream was about, then forces himself to relax—Sam knows Dean well enough to know it's forced.
"Yeah," Dean says finally.
Sam wraps both arms around Dean and holds on.
Title: Taurus
Rating: G
Summary: Everything Sam knows, he compares to his only constants.
Pairings: Sam/Jess.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 34
Jess's mom drives a Taurus. Sam can't help comparing it to the car Sam wants to own someday—okay, really he's comparing it to the Impala-only-better—and the Taurus definitely comes out worse off.
Title: Two Roads Diverged
Rating: PG
Summary: It was grassy and wanted wear.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 51
Because Deanna asks what Van Halen said to Mary, Mary remembers. Because Mary remembers, Mary lives. Because Mary lives, Mary meets Jess. Because Mary meets Jess, Mary gives Jess a silver bracelet, blessed and magicked. Because Jess wears a blessed silver bracelet, Azazel can't touch her. Because Deanna asks, Jess lives.
Title: Harlan Ellison
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Adam read a short story, once.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: Torture.
Word Count: 70
Hell is pain. There's no other way to describe it. Sometimes it's like burning, sometimes like flaying, sometimes like internal injuries; the flavor of the day is irrelevant at day's end.
It isn't even because Michael and Lucifer hate him, like AM in that one creepy story Adam read once. Adam wishes it was; that would be more bearable. Sam proves that.
I have no mouth and I must scream.
And two that aren't from
spn_bitesized's under-101-words theme:Title: Emotion, Devotion
Rating: R
Summary: Sex is easy. Sleeping together is hard.
Pairings: Anna/Ruby.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 230
Ruby thrusts again, again, driving louder and longer sounds from Anna, until Anna cries out and falls still.
Ruby stays upright long enough to divest herself of the strap-on, then falls forward ungracefully to lie against Anna's longer frame. She's just decided to let herself stay there for a few moments when Anna rolls away. Anna comes up above Ruby, then goes down on her, easy as breathing.
When Ruby's done, Anna crawls up Ruby's body and lies down next to her. "Stay," Anna murmurs. Ruby decides it won't hurt anything, and besides, Ruby's body needs the rest, and likes it here, thank you very much.
Ruby's just relaxing into sleep when Anna shifts position. Ruby yelps. Anna has sharp elbows.
Anna turns over again, restless, and this time it's a bony knee. By the time Anna finally settles, Ruby's given up on actually getting to sleep and has gotten up to put her shirt and panties back on and spend some time exploring the Internet. (Marvelous thing that it is.)
Anna grumbles in her sleep—why is an angel sleeping, anyway—until Ruby comes back to slide under the sheets with her. Ruby breathes slow and calm until she drifts off.
When Ruby comes to, Anna's tucked up against the edge of the bed, giving Ruby room to sprawl.
Ruby should know better than to do anything Anna wants.
Title: Escape
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "The escape was not my idea."
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 250
Sam meant to stay in hell for all eternity, and he knew Dean would be looking for a way to get Sam out but he also knew Dean wouldn't find one that wasn't the rings that would let Lucifer out, and he knew Dean wouldn't do that to Sam.
Adam's the one who realized the cage was meant to hold angels and maybe wouldn't hold humans. Adam's the one who, while the angels were spending their fury on Sam and each other, carefully unpicked the weave of the cage until there was a hole big enough for a finger, then for a hand, then for two shoulders. Adam's the one who wove the cage back together from the outside, because he couldn't be a hundred percent positive the hole wouldn't let through the huge bright stars that were Lucifer and Michael, and then undid all his work and a bit more so Sam could get out too.
Not that hell was any more fun than the cage, but at least the light was dimmer, and Sam knew to pick up the knife the first time it was offered, then come torture Adam himself as a cover for explaining things to Adam. Neither of them knew the first thing about how to get out, after Adam took the knife from Sam and, pissed off, shoved it straight into Sam's chest (subtlety is not a Winchester trait). But they were in hell, not the cage, and there was definitely a way out.