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[alexseanchai]

Dear Mother, I can hear you. For the record, I do not actually believe that if I cannot find something on the Internet, it never happened. I stand by the belief, however, that the incident where the burglar sued the homeowner and won is an urban legend, because I looked it the fuck up, and the only such incident I could find where the burglar and homeowner were named, the court opinion translates to 'the burglar was laughed out of court'.