*curious*

[alexseanchai]

Pretend you're me and write me an "about me" as me even though you're you.

Meme provided by journalmemes, and yes, I do wish they'd put the post permalink in the textarea that they provide for easy copy-paste of the meme, because it is not always easy to find the post and therefore the textarea just from clicking to the comm.

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Well, here's my shot.

[silveradept]

I am not throwing away this plot.
I am not throwing away this plot.
Hey, yo, I just like my bunnies
They're warm, friendly, and fuzzy,
And I am not throwing away this plot!

I'm a graduate of AO3 college,
I won't brag, but dang, my fic will amaze and astonish.
The problem is while I got brains and plenty of polish,
I gotta holler in pain from a body
that mainly QA won't acknowledge.
I'm a keyboard wielder, each stroke bold,
Tryin' to reach my goal. The power of each fic: a unique trick.
No longer nineteen with a mind that's older,
writing text from subtext to avoid the cold shoulder.
Ev'ry burden, Ev'ry disadvantage
I'm trying to learn to manage, to turn into an adage,
(When did I last eat? Am I famished?)
The plan is to turn sparks into flame,
But it all hurts, so let me spell out the name

I am the

A-L-E-X-A-N-D
R-I, A, (aie! No bite, kitty!)

I write folks with disability,
Because they're there, whether you want them to be,
My Marinette's got some ADHD
And my characters discuss issues freely
I aspire to set my descendants free
To write the revolution that they see.

Along with me
(My pronouns are they, not she)

Don't be shocked when your recs all mention me.
If I had time, I'd set more works free.
Eventually. (Because bodies suck, ami.es.)

And I am not throwing away this plot.
I am not throwing away this plot.
Hey, yo, I just like my bunnies
They're warm, friendly, and fuzzy,
And I am not throwing away this plot!

And I am not throwing away this plot!

Re: Well, here's my shot.

[alexseanchai]

*heart-eyes all over this*

(I think the thing you're trying to do there involves an interpunct? "ami·es"? though Wiki tells me "« les salarié·e·s » for « les salariés et les salariées »" so "ami·e·s"? ·)

Re: Well, here's my shot.

[silveradept]

That's it! (The keyboard did not have this, even though I looked for it.) But, of course, we can't edit comments after a reply.

Re: Well, here's my shot. (Fixed.)

[silveradept]

I am not throwing away this plot.
I am not throwing away this plot.
Hey, yo, I just like my bunnies
They're warm, friendly, and fuzzy,
And I am not throwing away this plot!

I'm a graduate of AO3 college,
I won't brag, but dang, my fic will amaze and astonish.
The problem is while I got a lot of brains and plenty of polish,
I gotta holler in pain from a body
that mainly QA won't acknowledge.
I'm a keyboard wielder, each stroke bold,
Tryin' to reach my goal. The power of each fic: a unique trick.
No longer nineteen with a mind that's older,
writing text from subtext to avoid the cold shoulder.
Ev'ry burden, Ev'ry disadvantage
I'm trying to learn to manage, to turn into an adage,
(When did I last eat? Am I famished?)
The plan is to turn sparks into flame,
But it all hurts, so let me spell out the name

I am the

A-L-E-X-A-N-D
R-I, A, (aie! No bite, kitty!)

I write folks with disability,
Because they're there, whether you want them to be,
My Marinette's got some ADHD
And my characters discuss issues freely
I aspire to set my descendants free
To write the revolution that they see.

Along with me
(My pronouns are they, not she)

Don't be shocked when your recs all mention me.
If I had time, I'd set more works free.
Eventually. (Because bodies suck, ami·e·s.)

And I am not throwing away this plot.
I am not throwing away this plot.
Hey, yo, I just like my bunnies
They're warm, friendly, and fuzzy,
And I am not throwing away this plot!

And I am not throwing away this (not throwing away this) plot!