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let me hear your voice tonight ([personal profile] alexseanchai) wrote2011-09-27 08:19 pm

trigger warning: violence

Dear interlocutor on the PSY224 board:

Google "David and Jonathan". Then reexamine your assertion that my putting David and Jon the Baptist in the same sentence is proof that I'm the one who doesn't know what the fuck we're talking about. Then fuck off and die in a fire.
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[personal profile] neotoma 2011-09-28 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, someone read "David and Johnathan" as "David and John the Baptist"?!

...seriously?

Why not "David and John the Evangelist" or "David and John the Divine"?!
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[personal profile] ysobel 2011-09-28 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft didn't you know that there is only one John in the Bible? They are all the same! ALL OF THEM! :D

[personal profile] grimsqueaker 2011-09-28 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
I quite like that idea. Especially since at least some of the Johns are Jewish, if we redefine all John(athon)s into one John... we get the Wandering John!
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[personal profile] maryaminx 2011-09-28 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we did it with all but one of the Marys, so...
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[personal profile] maryaminx 2011-09-29 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I meant that while we still have the Virgin, every other Mary in the bible has been sucked up into the Magdalene. Of course, most of the Johns have suffered a similar fate.