Advice Day meme from liv

[alexseanchai]

I invite you to give me some advice. Any kind at all. I promise I will consider it seriously, and not argue about why it's impossible or unreasonable. Go ahead!

Comments

[esmenet]

I advise eating more sweet things, or things with a good strong flavor; I myself find them a terrific mood-booster.

[joshuaorrizonte]

Cry when you need to cry.

And if you have jerkass coworkers, write yourself a short story about contracting the flu and then intentionally sneezing all over their keyboard. Not to replace taking steps to rectify the situation that's making them a jerk, but ime, it sure does make you feel better in the short term.

[hagsrus]

Never play poker with a dog with yellow eyebrows called Doc at a place called Mom's.

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[onlysmallwings]

Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

Also (somewhat Southern in vernacular) don't gloat, it makes you look ugly.

[madgastronomer]

"Never... no... Always... check your sources." (Sometimes, you just have to quote Real Genius, and neither the line about Socrates nor the one about the temple, the sun-god robes and the little pickles are actually advice, as such.)

[highlyeccentric]

Before concluding that you have locked yourself into an unfamiliar shed, try pulling all the doors INWARDS.

[silveradept]

Read to your children, whether your children or nieces and nephews, or other children, if you have them. Even better, read them subversive and silly books, instead of Dick and Jane books.

[amaebi]

I advise you to have a nice cup of tea.