At least it's doing this silently?

My phone: Time for a system update!

Me: Cool, carry on, let me know when you're all rebooted and shit.

My phone: Your SD card is missing!

Me: ...Is not.

My phone's default text app I haven't used in ages: You have new texts! Here, let me notify you of every single conversation going back 207 days and possibly counting!

Me: ...

Write Every Day: March 8

I'm actually tallying today, hang on a minute :)

Seriously, though, it's only two weeks till vernal equinox, can the whole "depths of northern winter" fatigue drop me already? This really sucks!

How's the writing going? Want to talk about a memorable line you wrote, and why it stands out to you?

( Days 1-4 )

Day 5: alatefeline, alexseanchai, auroracloud, carenejeans, china_shop, cornerofmadness, falkner, kara_mckay, navaan, sierranovembr, silveradept, sylvanwitch, talkingtothesky, trobadora, yantantether, ysilme (16/18)
Day 6: alexcat, alexseanchai, auroracloud, azurelunatic, carenejeans, chanter_greenie, china_shop, cornerofmadness, , navaan, sierranovembr,silveradept, sylvanwitch, talkingtothesky, trobadora, yantantether (16/19)
Day 7: alexseanchai, auroracloud, azurelunatic, carenejeans, china_shop, cornerofmadness, falkner, navaan, sylvanwitch, talkingtothesky, trobadora, yantantether (12/19)
Day 8: china_shop

cn food

azurelunatic ordered delivery barbecue. Thea keeps trying to steal off our plates, or out of the trash now some barbecue bones have gone in it, and being miffed when she is kept away.

...I don't know what else anyone expected.

"stake everything" deleted scene, or possibly blooper reel

Post-reveal for Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Hawkmoth:

HM: ["join me, my son" speech]

CN: …Ladybug, reality check.

LB: Bespin Luke screaming.

CN: …damn.

LB: Dot gif.

CN: Jif.

LB: Yiff.

CN: Screw you.

Pause.

LB: Rebooted yet?

CN: My father, who I thought both has an ethical code and knows I have one, is trying to tell me one person's life is more important than either ethical code or a bunch of unrelated lives.

LB: That's what I heard.

CN: Nope, bluescreen.

LB: If it helps, Vader and Palpatine die at the end.

CN: Vader got off easy. He never had to stand trial. He never had to think about making amends. He never even had to face his child and admit he'd done her wrong. Or, more to the point, her people!

HM: What wrong have I ever done you, Adrien?