there's ~1 functional adult in this household, not counting the cats. exact number varies.

[alexseanchai]

alexseanchai: *forgets to turn on burner under pot of frozen orange sauce when putting breaded chicken from same package in oven*
azurelunatic: *wanders through kitchen, turns on burner*
silveradept: *wanders through kitchen, observes wrong burner is on*

anyway we have kinda decided this one card someone sent one of us at some point is getting framed and hung in the kitchen. it is red with big white capital letters:

YOU DID
YOUR BEST
& NO ONE
WE CARE
ABOUT DIED
and dinner only got a little scorched

Comments

[alatefeline]

I love everyone in this bar kitchen...

Seriously y'all are awesome.

(PS also: Thank you for the recent offer of a quiet visit possible on short notice. I feel very honored and welcomed and also like I want to *plan* to come see y'all sometime because my brain does not Spontaneous except for Spontaneous Meltdown.)

*goes to check stove in case any burners have spontaneously turned themselves on*

[alexseanchai]

💗

[malkingrey]

*goes to check stove in case any burners have spontaneously turned themselves on*

I kill teakettles, myself. I've long since given up buying fancy ones, because then I just feel bad when I inevitably forget and leave one on a hot burner.

[azurelunatic]

💙