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let me hear your voice tonight ([personal profile] alexseanchai) wrote2020-01-20 03:44 pm

there's ~1 functional adult in this household, not counting the cats. exact number varies.

[personal profile] alexseanchai: *forgets to turn on burner under pot of frozen orange sauce when putting breaded chicken from same package in oven*
[personal profile] azurelunatic: *wanders through kitchen, turns on burner*
[personal profile] silveradept: *wanders through kitchen, observes wrong burner is on*

anyway we have kinda decided this one card someone sent one of us at some point is getting framed and hung in the kitchen. it is red with big white capital letters:

YOU DID
YOUR BEST
& NO ONE
WE CARE
ABOUT DIED

and dinner only got a little scorched
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[personal profile] malkingrey 2020-01-21 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Or, as a crazy Navy SEAL of Himself's acquaintance used to say, "Am I going to die? Are you going to die? Is anybody we care about going to die? Is anybody going to lose a leg? If not, then why are we worried?"

(He was a very laid-back guy, to be sure. Possibly because of a calm serenity born of the awareness that he was almost certainly the most dangerous person in any room.)
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[personal profile] senmut 2020-01-21 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like our household, some days.
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[personal profile] bladespark 2020-01-21 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
I feel that. Though I'm more functional in the kitchen than I used to be. I haven't ruined a pot in years! (I did have a close call that involved suddenly jumping out of bed and sprinting out of the bedroom shouting "Fuck! Potatoes!" recently, though.)
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[personal profile] alatefeline 2020-01-21 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I love everyone in this bar kitchen...

Seriously y'all are awesome.

(PS also: Thank you for the recent offer of a quiet visit possible on short notice. I feel very honored and welcomed and also like I want to *plan* to come see y'all sometime because my brain does not Spontaneous except for Spontaneous Meltdown.)

*goes to check stove in case any burners have spontaneously turned themselves on*
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[personal profile] azurelunatic 2020-01-21 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
🍲🔥
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[personal profile] cynthia1960 2020-01-21 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Words to live by.
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[personal profile] notreallystars 2020-01-21 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
This is a very familiar scenario XD
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[personal profile] redsixwing 2020-01-21 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I had a boss whose heuristic was "nobody is bleeding and nothing is on fire."

It's a good one.
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[personal profile] cornerofmadness 2020-01-21 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds much like my kitchen only there's just me messing up constantly (love the sign though)
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[personal profile] inoru_no_hoshi 2020-01-27 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
Fffff lmao this could be labeled as "a comedy of executive dysfunction" subtitle "one person per household has the brain at any given time and you never know who til the exact moment you need it".