there's ~1 functional adult in this household, not counting the cats. exact number varies.

[alexseanchai]

alexseanchai: *forgets to turn on burner under pot of frozen orange sauce when putting breaded chicken from same package in oven*
azurelunatic: *wanders through kitchen, turns on burner*
silveradept: *wanders through kitchen, observes wrong burner is on*

anyway we have kinda decided this one card someone sent one of us at some point is getting framed and hung in the kitchen. it is red with big white capital letters:

YOU DID
YOUR BEST
& NO ONE
WE CARE
ABOUT DIED
and dinner only got a little scorched

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[malkingrey]

To quote Himself, this time: "A storm at sea is a great deal of fun, providing you aren't actively sinking at the time."

(This included, I found out some time later, the storm off the Virginia Capes that took out the ship's radio and knocked a hole in the deck of the ship big enough to flood the Forward Officers' Quarters.)