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Conversation earlier:

D: "Hey Ellie, what's are-aye-ee mean?"
E: "It's a nickname."
D: "No, like in school."
E: "Huh?" *sees D is reading an email that includes the phrase '7th rae mth'* "Oh, she misspelled 'grade'. See, this is why spelling is important."
G: "It's an email to a friend. Nobody cares how you spell in email, unless it's to your boss or something. It's like texting."
E: "No excuse for misspelling things in texting either."
G: "Now I know why you have no friends."
E: "...I do have friends. Who can use English properly."
G: "I bet they're all boring and stuck-up."

So do y'all think you're boring and stuck-up? (Fourteen-year-olds, I swear...)

Reply with a character or pairing I'm *familiar* with and I'll write a few sentences of fic.

You've got excellent chances with Supernatural and decent chances with Harry Potter or Narnia.

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So I wrote something for the kink meme at spn_bitesized. And then I freaked because it's the first femslash I've ever written that's gotten as far as ladies getting naked and I posted it anonymously. And then people liked it! So I worked up the nerve to admit I wrote it.

Title: The Cat and the Fiddle
Rating: R
Summary: Bedtime in the Winchester-Harvelle traveling circus.
Pairings: Ellen/Mary.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 600

( the dish ran away with the spoon )

Mumblety-peg

Title: Mumblety-peg
Rating: PG
Summary: Bela has a reputation to uphold and a few demons to kill.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 450

( all the gold and the guns in the world )