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I have just posted a purimgifts treat. There's two hours before the reveal. Would somebody mind doing a super-quick beta read for me? Thanks.

A multifandom ficlet/art exchange focusing on female or Jewish characters,
and also some evil viziers.
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Dear purimgifts writer:

Be assured from the start that I will be delighted by literally anything, gen, het, or femslash (I don't think you can pull off slash in any of these fandoms under purimgifts rules, but if you can, that's shiny too), AU or not, sexytimes or no. If you do go sexytimes, please don't do underage, non-con, or anything involving excretion.

Supernatural:

I'm not sure Sam and Dean count as being persecuted by an evil vizier, unless you're writing something early seasons, because they tend to have the top guns going after them. But I am in love with this show for its female characters and anything about any of them will make me happy. If you're looking for more specific prompts and you're up on season seven, I'd love the Sam-and-Amy (or Sam/Amy) show or the Emma show. If you're looking for more specific prompts and you're not up on season seven, Rufus and his daughter who died in Omaha (but not necessarily the part where she died), or if you've got at least to 7x01, the Claire show.

Supernatural RPF:

DANNEEL. AND GENEVIEVE. AND ADRIANNE.

Sucker Punch:

I am particularly fond of Amber and Sweet Pea. What happened to Sweet Pea post-movie? What if it'd been Amber instead? What if one of the girls (or two, if it's Sweet Pea and Rocket) were Jewish? Or Blue doesn't run the brothel (I think) and certainly doesn't run the asylum, which would make him the evil vizier...

Please let the purimgifts day three reveals happen in the next fifteen, twenty minutes so I have time to read my fic before I have to leave for work again. ETA: homeschooling, Jo and Ellen. :)

Remix assignment! Eeee! I really like one of my remixee's drabbles, so that's probably what's getting remixed.

Dear remixer: Have fun. One note, though, if you remix a fic of mine that passes Bechdel and it fails to pass Bechdel when you're done with it, my joy will be dramatically diminished.

Looka what anaraine wrote me! Tastes Like Freedom, Anna/Ruby and Anna/Ruby/Sam/Dean, after the war is over.

And what my purimgifts writer wrote me! almost like grace, Anna/OFC and Anna/Dean, in which sex is the best part of being human.

purimgifts is doing treats. Therefore I am taking prompts for purimgifts treats. I'm sticking with the nice familiar Supernatural fandom, and of course purimgifts rules apply: the characters have to be female, Jewish, or persecuted by an evil vizier.

So: pick a Supernatural character who fits at least one of those categories and prompt me! Then keep an eye on purimgifts, because the treats are revealed between day three fics and author reveals. I intend to write at least five treats.

For reference, the relevant bits of the Dear Author letters from the people who requested Supernatural and wrote Dear Author letters:

In general, I like h/c, family-building, character-focused fics, that sort of thing. All I ask is that it have a happy ending. My absolute squicks are: self-harm, partner betrayal, character death. SPN: Jody Mills, Lisa Braeden, Jo, Anna, even Meg. I would prefer not Mary or Jess.

Please no [non-canon pairings], no noncon, and no RPS. I don't judge; they're just not my kink. I would be extraspecially delighted if you do anything with canonically Jewish characters (such as Willow Rosenberg) or possibly-Jewish characters (such as Matt Bluestone) (what? he totally is), or with canon characters interacting with Jewish OCs and/or historical figures. Mood-wise I have no preference: scare me, make me laugh, make me cry, make me wistful and nostalgic, make me angry, whatever floats your proverbial. Rufus Turner and Ghostfacers Spruce are the only canonically Jewish Supernatural characters to my knowledge.

On the off chance you got matched with me on Supernatural, I like Bela an awful lot. I realize this is an unpopular fandom opinion. If you don't like Bela, that's okay. I understand. I am also fond of Jo. And Cassie. And Jessica, sometimes, when she's written with lots of sass. I like sass. In general.

Posted my first purimgifts fic and graphic. I AM NOT A DEFAULTER WOOT. I would appreciate a volunteer to beta the fic; not telling the fandom, but if I did it right you don't need to know the fandom.

Second purimgifts fic is half done. Graphic will have nothing to do with fic. I know what the fic needs but I'm too sleepy to do it.

Third purimgifts fic...well. I want to write something related to my graphic and heavy on mythology but that takes research. In non-fandom commitments, I have: *deep breath* Being Human and Fairly Legal reviews (those are non-fandom commitments I swear), busywork and the will drafting project, busywork and the ethics project, busywork, a fuckton of reading and the comparative project, busywork, and a test. Most of that needs to be done before I go to bed tomorrow, otherwise it won't be done at all. Research is not happening, unless I only go with what I can find in canon (which I need to finish rewatching, preferably also by tomorrow evening) and on Wikipedia. Which I don't want to do.

Big Bang is banging away at the inside of my skull all the time except when I actually have the file open in front of me.

I wanna watch Changing Channels for Bechdel project now. But I have Being Human open in VLC Player and I don't wanna watch it. Or do my homework.

Contemplating going to bed now. Which might just screw me for getting my work done. Opinions on whether I should drop the lit class?