MASSIVE MASSIVE TW TORTURE

LOOKA WHAT whynot WROTE ME FOR megexchange IT IS GLORIOUS

YOU BROKE MY CAPSLOCK WHYNOT I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

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I have had the elliemurasaki handle for just about four years. I am just now getting around to changing my email to match.

Hundred twenty thousand conversations to import (roundaboutly, because Gmail r dumb) from one Gmail account to another, probably losing all my labels in the process. Google Calendar. Google Docs. (Not Google Reader, but I'm finally near the front of the Old Reader import queue.) ALL the places to change my email and in some cases my login.

I'm going to regret either doing this at all or not doing it sooner. Not sure which.

Why doesn't Google just have a 'rename account' button?