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( AN ACCOUNT OF ALEX'S TERRIBLE HORRIBLE NO-GOOD VERY BAD DAY )

tl;dr: Tuesday, you are FIRED. Also, why the fuck can't I write things this long that are fictional.

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I am trying to Ten Good Things like kaberett does, as an antidote to the Tuesday that is fired. I am trying not to negative things even if they work out positive in the end; instances of this excluded category are "don't have to be at work for thirteen more hours" and "Tuesday is over". (I am giving serious thought to writing TUESDAY on a slip of paper and grabbing the box of matches. I am refraining mostly on account of I am not at my most alert and do not wish to burn the house down. Not even a little bit.)

So far my list consists of "Moontyger" (who kindly poked me in #yuletide until food went in my face) and "blackberry jam" (which was the bulk of the food in question). This is sad.

let's see if I can ten good things in six minutes!

1) Barq's root beer. (Mississippi girl don't change her ways—)

2) I smell like orchid and juniper.

3) Pewter dragon pendant with blue and green stones. You are crunchy and taste good with ketchup: fear me.

4) Blue glass dragon earrings. I rule the skies.

5) Pewter labrys pendant (yes, I'm wearing two). I am warrior.

6) Blue-and-green dichroic-glass-dot earrings (I have two sets of holes). Pretty.

7) Pocky.

8) Cheerful email to Green Party USA mailing list to the tune of Hillary Clinton is the Greens' best friend because the moment she announced her candidacy the support for a Green presidential run started rolling in. I dunno who we're running (probably Jill Stein again), but whoever it is might almost have a chance.

9) Spinach salad with carrots and whatnot. Tasty noms.

10) It is so much easier to think than it was yesterday.

Bonus) This list only took five minutes. :)