*hits pause* (ML "Party Crasher" spoiler in comments)

excuse me while I grump a lot about transmisogyny appearing in my happy place at 9:36 into this English fansub of the most recent episode

excuse me while I grump a whole fucking lot about it being perfectly acceptable to put transmisogynistic jokes in this show, but absolutely forbidden to permit two people who are, both explicitly (per Word of Creator on Twitter) and implicitly (pay attention to the bit where Juleka gets infected in "Zombizou"), in a same-gender romantic relationship from sharing the tamest of onscreen kisses

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things I have learned today:

* don't google "revolving pearly gates gif" with safe search off

things I haven't learned today:

* where to find an animated gif that combines "revolving door" with "Pearly Gates"

things I haven't got:

* money with which to commission an artist to make this gif happen

things I have got:

* good fiction writing skills

…anyone want to art such a gif into being? I can pay you in Miraculous Ladybug love square fanfic, such as is on my AO3, or other fiction subject to discussion…?

(I want this for Miraculous Ladybug love square fanfic, as it happens! I'm moderately confident the Revolving Pearly Gates idea originated with synecdochic in Stargate fandom.)