see also: tired sucks and chores are hard

life's great joys, an abbreviated list:

* cat fur on cat

life's great frustrations, an abbreviated list:

* cat fur off cat

ETA: it gets better

so yesterday we bathed the cat

I went to grab one of the towels we don't much care about to dry her off with, but none of the ones in that cabinet were bigger than she is, so we used my green bath towel

which I then hung right back on its hook

fast-forward to ten-thirty this morning and reread above the ETA

fast-forward to quarter of noon, when I got out of the shower and began to dry off with my green bath towel…

sunday six squared

from where the firelight fades ch 5 "candles on the table":

[Bunnyx says,] "You read the Ladyblog, right? Number two piece of advice for dealing with an akuma attack, stay out of the way!"

Rena Rouge wrote that article her very own self, thank you very much.

"Number one piece of advice for dealing with an akuma attack," Carapace observes, "don't cause one."

"I am," Rena grits out over the rushing wind, "actually aware the Ladyblogger ought to stick a photo by that paragraph. Big red 'no' sign over the latest Instagram from TheOfficialChloeBourgeois."

from "if you give a cat a cupcake":

"Your food will still be there when we're done."

[Ladybug] feels [Chat Noir] shake his head. "Can we tactically reassess from somewhere else, please?"

They're not wedged between the wall and the car nearly that tightly, but he sounds too distressed to stay here. "Is there somewhere else that isn't a rooftop?" The last thing anyone wants is either of them playing lightning rod.