*high-pitched squeaking*

[Podfic] Translucent Complexion (93 words) by lysandyra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Plagg
Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Chloé Bourgeois, Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug)
Additional Tags: Trans Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Trans Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Queer Het, Misgendering, Gender Dysphoria, Coming Out, Menstruation, Cosmetics, Identity Reveal, Post-Reveal Pre-Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:

"You could have asked me," Chloé says irritably. "Why does Dupain-Cheng even carry menstrual pads? That's girl stuff."

Because she's a girl? Adrien almost says. Someday he wants to tell Chloé he himself isn't, though. What else could—

"I know people who menstruate, Chloé," Marinette says. "Some of my best friends are menstruators."

"So you think it'll get you in girls' pants?" asks Chloé. "You know she's straight, right?"

Adrien has lost track of the pronoun referents here.

(no subject)

dick_or_treat is go! multifandom fanfic/fanart fest, 2020 Apr 1 – May 31, requirements to participate just "one complete smut fic or artwork with a title named after a Pokémon move/attack", AO3 collection and Pokémon moves list linked at rules stickypost

red beans and rice, more or less as I made it today

1 onion, chopped
~2 Tbsp garlic, chopped
3 stalks celery, chopped

saute till not sharp anymore

~0.3lb beef kielbasa, sliced (do not explode it in the microwave first when trying to thaw it)
30 oz canned red beans
2 c chicken stock
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp MSG
1 Tbsp Emeril Essence mix (a whole tablespoon is possibly excessive?)
2 bay leaves

bring to boil, reduce to simmer, make sure it stays on simmer for 30min or more

Tabasco to taste
hot white rice


ETA Jun 10: added celery bc it's good