yellface + murderface = progress?? (also where's my caffeine)

so I entirely spaced on needing to close the bedroom door behind me when I got up this morning

so I found Thea sat on the newly catnip-infused scratcher, staring at Zoe, sat five feet away and staring back

and they were both being quiet enough about this that neither azurelunatic nor silveradept noticed before I did, even though both of them were in the same room as the cat staredown

hurrah no yell! hurrah no murder!