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Jun. 1st, 2009 03:28 amFor y'all's entertainment, my crazy brother's commencement speech:
Congratulations to the Class of 2009.
I am very proud to be here before you today. We have had so many experiences together over the last few years that it took me a while to decide what to say, but I finally realized: our high school experiences are in many ways similar to those of someone with whom I am sure you are all familiar: Harry Potter.
[Pause for laughter from audience.]
( with a couple edits marked by [brackets] )
Congratulations to the Class of 2009.
I am very proud to be here before you today. We have had so many experiences together over the last few years that it took me a while to decide what to say, but I finally realized: our high school experiences are in many ways similar to those of someone with whom I am sure you are all familiar: Harry Potter.
[Pause for laughter from audience.]
( with a couple edits marked by [brackets] )