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Title: Embryonic Cookies
Rating: G
Summary: Too many people, not enough cookie dough. Written for the obvious prompt at mundane_bingo.
Pairings: Sam/Jess.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 310

( the gestation process of chocolate chip cookies )

I need a bigger vocabulary of curses

No I am not putting the fucking centerpieces back on the fucking table they are fucking stupid centerpieces yes I mean the hand-carved reindeer yes I also mean the Advent wreath also the dining room is fucking clean already certainly cleaner than it needs to be considering I will be cleaning it after dinner which means in about one fucking hour why am I crying can this fucking holiday be fucking over now?

Take Me For What I Am: Color

Title: Take Me For What I Am: Color
Rating: G
Summary: Diana can't hear Claire. During 2x07 "The Usual Suspects".
Pairings: None.
Warnings: Nothing that wasn't in the ep.
Word Count: 81

( she was just reaching out to me )