why does money

soooo we might be falling short on rent, I'm definitely falling short on first-of-the-month expenses, and paying my credit union's insufficient-funds fees in order to make sure the first-of-the-month expenses are covered isn't exactly improving the situation.

if you want to Paypal.me a few bucks, that'd be awesome. if you want to trade my labor for your money:

I'll write you bits of story at a rate of $0.04/word. so $10 means a story of approximately-and-no-less-than 250 words.

I'll write you bits of researched essay at a rate of $0.05/word. so $10 means an essay of approximately-and-no-less-than 200 words. (not to be used for any purpose where it's ethically important that the essay be your work.)

I'll edit your writing at a rate of $0.01/word. so $10 means I'll edit a story or essay or something of approximately 1000 words.

Divination services as priced.

I'll draw you things. Not sure price tag.

I'll work with other artistic media, though if I don't have the materials already you're SOL. Not sure price tag.

Anything you want to discuss, email me at alexconall at gmail.