dear the writers of my yuletide fics

I am here but apparently it's a shittastic mental health day* so I'm just gonna ignore those gift notifications for a while on account of it is not fair to you if my first impression of your work is based around "it is a shittastic mental health day" and not, y'know, the actual merits of your work. sorry :(


* my first Christmas any distance from my parents, and I don't plan to acknowledge their existence. who could have predicted this.

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Muppet Christmas Carol

What fourth wall?

...Soooo how many of the capitalist class think this (any version, but like) is such a heartwarming story without paying a damn bit of attention to what it's saying?

"Our assets are frozen!"

"Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?"

"Shouldn't we be worried about the kids in the audience?" "Nah, this is culture."

further bulletins as events warrant

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