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ménage à, uh, quatre? this isn't adding up... (2383 words) by AlexSeanchai
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug
Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Miraculous Ladybug Ensemble
Additional Tags: Discussion of 3+somes, reference to bdsm, Queer Het, spoilers through S3 Chameleon
Summary:

"Ladybug and Adrien I can see," observes Marinette to Lila, her pink cheeks at odds with her tart voice. "But if we're envisioning them as two-thirds of a ménage à trois—" (Adrien refuses to die of blush; if Ladybug has to haul her partner's sorry ass out of the grave because he realized his most attractive classmate has thought about this, the mortification will put him right back six feet under.) "—do you really think you have more to offer them than Chat Noir does?"