Jun. 3rd, 2019

alexseanchai: Katsuki Yuuri wearing a blue jacket and his glasses and holding a poodle, in front of the asexual pride flag with a rainbow heart inset. (Default)
Couple new ML ficlets over [personal profile] AlexSeanchai (EllieMurasaki) way bc old 3 Sentence Ficathons at [personal profile] rthstewart's still have fun prompts and I wanted to write little things.

...let us not discuss the current word count of the thing I think the first part is done of. (it did not stay three sentences very long.)
alexseanchai: Katsuki Yuuri wearing a blue jacket and his glasses and holding a poodle, in front of the asexual pride flag with a rainbow heart inset. (Default)
the four corners of an oblate spheroid (2782 words) by AlexSeanchai
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug
Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug
Additional Tags: Romance, Puns & Word Play, Gabriel Agreste's A+ Parenting, sitting these two clowns down to talk about their feelings
Summary:

Half an hour ago, Adrien's most immediate worry was whether his father would actually show up to dinner tonight. Now, a decent fraction of Île-de-France is breathing hot dry poison—and it sounds like Ladybug's plan for dealing with the akuma hiding in the column of volcanic smoke is to go in after it? No. Chat Noir cannot let her.



Ladybug doesn't often hear she's had a bad idea. Marinette never hears that from Adrien.
alexseanchai: Disney's Belle reading in a chair, sideways (Belle reading)
So [tumblr.com profile] mlscience calculated, based on "Copycat" and the known size of the Mona Lisa, that Adrien is about 5'11", and therefore that Marinette is about 5'5".

Somebody else, I forget who and where, [tumblr.com profile] pari5-in-the-rain compared screencaps from S1 and S3 to conclude that Adrien has gotten taller. (Marinette may have too, but this argument rests on how the height difference has increased.) I am not sure how much taller, but Adrien has got to be over 6'.

rest of argument behind cut )

...Marinette, being 5'5" or 5'6", may be only an inch or two shorter than Gaston. Adrien, being at least seven inches taller than Marinette, is definitely rather taller than Gaston. And they both tower over Belle, who only comes up to Gaston's shoulder!

This is gonna make this crossover hella more amusing than I thought it would be...

(I'm trying to figure out right now how Marinette and Adrien plan to earn their keep while they're stranded in Belle's time. Marinette is confident in her sewing and mending, and once she gets accustomed to the kitchen facilities and ingredients, her cooking and baking; Adrien is making a lot of jokes about poor career choices, but, you know, he's tall, he's built. Until Belle and Maurice figure out there's a brain in there too, he's probably going to be doing a lot of lifting heavy things.)


update: found the character heights graphic. counting starting with the tallest, Tom Dupain is in group three, Ivan and Kim in four, and Adrien in six, out of thirteen or fourteen; Marinette's a nine. babble )

should be noted the graphic was posted March 2017, which is to say, after "Volpina" and "Santa Claws" aired but before "Collector" did. which means it's relying on S1 exclusively, which means Adrien's taller in S3 and my fic than he is in this graphic. ETA: [tumblr.com profile] riallasheng partially updated it for S2.

somewhere in there and the average heights of present-day French adults is a way to estimate the characters' heights independently of the calculation with the Mona Lisa. (which I would like to do in order to idk check the numbers arrived at via the Mona Lisa, because Adrien being that much taller than Gaston isn't working right in my head.) but I cannot seem to the thing.


ETA August: [tumblr.com profile] mlscience is not standing by those numbers. so I'm going to ballpark S1 Adrien at 5'7" instead of 5'11", I think, and S1 Marinette at 5'1", and figure by the setting of this story they've grown to 5'9" and 5'2" respectively. and Gaston I'm still figuring for 5'7" or maybe 5'8".

that works so much better visually. 😺


Unrelatedly: I'm confident Marinette and Adrien both speak 21c British English and if either isn't completely fluent they're damn close. I'm confident Belle can read 18c British English, if perhaps not speak it; if we're pulling from the live-action, so can Beast. Maurice and the bookseller might be able to read English as well, and I think the bookseller probably speaks it some too but I'm not sure about Maurice. Cogsworth certainly can. The rest of the castle, no idea; the rest of the village, probably not. Gaston certainly can't.

So if I want to have Marinette answer the door when Gaston shows up to marry Belle, and then have Marinette storm outside, look around, and yell in English at the top of her lungs for Adrien to bring her a knife so she can murder Gaston? That will work! And no one but Adrien will understand!


footnote behind cut in case people don't wanna read about nutrition wrt weight )
alexseanchai: Katsuki Yuuri wearing a blue jacket and his glasses and holding a poodle, in front of the asexual pride flag with a rainbow heart inset. (Default)
I have a vivid recollection of having seen a graphic that showed the characters of Miraculous Ladybug arranged in height order.

Does anyone have any idea where the FUCK I saw this graphic? DuckDuckGo mocks me. 🙁

ETA: FOUND

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