someone save me

me: *dumps canned roast beef in broth, garlic, dried onion, frozen peas, frozen carrots, brown sugar, Worchestershire, and A-1 (ETA: and water and a bit of cornstarch, bc the broth mostly boiled off & then the sauce needed thickened) in a frying pan 'cause those are all ingredients on hand and the combo sounds tasty to serve over rice*

me: …

me: I am contocting.

me: I have become my mother.