sunday six

from "catastrophic":

"—Hey, maybe that's why Dream Chat Noir got akumatized: he found out Ladybug's secretly a selfish person[," Adrien tells the ceiling, rather than look at Marinette. "]Not someone like you."

"Bullshit," says Alya. "I hope Ladybug spends the rest of her time being a lot more selfish than Marinette ever is. Her sleep schedule's gotta be enough of a wreck without, I don't know, storytime at the children's hospital."

Marinette winces.