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First purimgifts treat is in! And the first batch of stories should be going live in...well, at 1530 GMT roga said 'soon', and that was what, an hour ago?

AND THEY'RE LIVE! like a prayer before dying, a lovely little story about Mary.

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Over on the Slacktiviteland we're talking about how the new year used to be in spring and it makes more sense to start the new year when everything's shiny new than in the dead of winter. Also I've heard quitting electronics half an hour before bed aids sleep. Therefore BE IT RESOLVED that starting tonight there will be twenty minutes of yoga every night last thing before shower and bed.

I'm also stealing from...is it truepenny? Somebody on my LJ flist, anyway. 'Project Valkyrie'. As in, becoming as capable as a valkyrie. If in a month I've successfully adopted the yoga-every-day habit, I'll add cardio, possibly counting steps for the walking-to-Mordor project that lives somewhere on the Internets, possibly training for a 5K. A month after that I'll check back in and if I'm doing well I'll add resistance bands. I need to figure out some sort of incentive, too, since if being valkyrie-like was enough I'd have done this years ago.

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If I were having sex with a guy and/or named Mary, right about now I'd be seriously wondering if I were pregnant.

SPAMMY MCSPAMMERSON, aka, what happens when spn_bitesized does Niblets

( nested cut tags are win )

And two that aren't from spn_bitesized's under-101-words theme:

Title: Emotion, Devotion
Rating: R
Summary: Sex is easy. Sleeping together is hard.
Pairings: Anna/Ruby.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 230

( to causing a commotion )

Title: Escape
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "The escape was not my idea."
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 250

( Escape to what? We didn't know there was anything else. )

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My Big Bang cracked thirteen hundred words! Poor, poor Mary. Also, wtf was I thinking signing up to write Weechesters?

Mary has books of the Brothers Grimm and Hans Christian Andersen, which she'd much rather read to the boys, but Sammy insists he can read them for himself and Dean never wants a story read out of a book. Sammy likes the stories Mary knows by heart, too.

These are the only stories Mary knows.

Take Me For What I Am: Ink and Perfection

Title: Take Me For What I Am: Ink
Rating: PG
Summary: Jun Li remembers her mother.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 59

( Stay classy. )

Title: Take Me For What I Am: Perfection
Rating: G
Summary: Dr. Wang and Dr. Piccolo.
Pairings: None.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 17

( There goes Dr. Wang. The sexy but arrogant heart surgeon. )

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tptigger: I did my yoga for the day. Feels good. You see how well my pledge to not go back to the computer after yoga is going, though.