Doctor's orders: Eat more salt.
(Also drink more fluids, and when moving from lying down to sitting or sitting to standing move extra slowly, and take it easy at least the next few days. Because doctor says the lightheaded shit is probably just a variation on the standing-up-dizzy I am accustomed to having, which makes it a low-blood-pressure problem.)
I hate salty foods.
(Except salt-and-vinegar Pringles. Those are okay. But they're actually not all that salty, because the Pringles makers have responded to the fact that most people are supposed to eat less salt!)
So. Rec me high-sodium foods that don't taste salty?
(I realize this may be a fool's game...)