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Thing I want: shoes exactly like the pair I am putting on my feet, only (1) black (2) new
Thing that does not seem to exist anywhere at all: these shoes, because Google finds fuck-all for anything that's Mootsies Tootsies brand and has the shoe type "Idair" in, never mind in 8.5M black
Thing I can't seem to find, though such had damn well better exist: shoes enough like these (and black, and new, and inexpensive) that they're worth buying
Thing that does not seem to exist anywhere at all: these shoes, because Google finds fuck-all for anything that's Mootsies Tootsies brand and has the shoe type "Idair" in, never mind in 8.5M black
Thing I can't seem to find, though such had damn well better exist: shoes enough like these (and black, and new, and inexpensive) that they're worth buying