hit me again! still probably only Miraculous Ladybug

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I should also note that if you don't want to glimpse a massive angstfest, it's currently wise to say so.

this story has a happy ending, even though for now this Romeo ain't got Julie yet

"Style Queen" shows us what happens when Plagg uses his power without routing it through Adrien. I don't doubt that Plagg was trying to keep a lid on the damage; he succeeded less well than in "Catalyst", but, you know, unlike in "Catalyst", in "Style Queen" Adrien was plausibly dead. But honestly that makes it worse, knowing that an upset kwami is a more dangerous kwami.

Tikki and Plagg are equal partners. Equally powerful.

(Plagg is canonically responsible for the Chicxulub impact. You know, the K-Pg boundary. The end of the Cretaceous.)

I remain of the opinion that of the pair, the Cat Miraculous is more likely to be misused. Cataclysm has more predictable effects than Lucky Charm.

But silveradept says—I'm not sure I agree, but for purposes of this fic I'm happy to roll with it—the Ladybug Miraculous gone rogue is the scarier.

What would happen if a pretty upset Tikki used her power without routing it through Marinette?

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Yes, this relates to opensummer's WIP meme thread.

So how DOES one turn off autocorrect on this keyboard? Android, preinstalled.

Dear tablet autocarrot, if you persist in turning my "in"s into "I"s—and yes I fucking saw you; turning all my "with"s to "will"s does not help your case—then I will have you fucking executed.

ETA: solved!

Yeeeeah nobody likes this idea. But at this point Adrien only cares whether it will work.

CN serious injury, self-injury, blood. Might also choose not to click if you're unnerved by vampires.

( seriously )

ETA: I did math and no.