cn death and other medical stuff (subset: your inevitable)

Five Wishes is an advance care directive / living will that's designed to be legally binding in at least most US states, so that loved ones and health care professionals know what you want ahead of time in situations where you're unable to tell them in the moment. also covers stuff for if you die that people need to know before looking at your will. (since wills take time to process and therefore that's _not_ where one wants like what poetry to read at one's funeral.) the site and this pdf explain better.

usually the organization behind this sells the blank paperwork for a few bucks per person, but because coronavirus, Five Wishes is currently free.

clearly the correct response to "that audio is giving me a headache" is "record a bitsy podfic"

[podfic] My Hope Lives in You (0 words) by AlexSeanchai
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug
Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir
Additional Tags: Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Post-Episode: s03 Poupeflekta | Reflekdoll, Self-Sacrifice, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming, podfic cover art welcome, Ladynoir | Adrien Agreste as Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng as Ladybug
Summary:

Cats have thirty-two muscles in each ear to help them ignore the shit out of you.

Cat Noir, please stop dying.